What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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