Loner.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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