2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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the WNBA

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Your Mom

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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