Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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