- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Michel Moor on a die...

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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