- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Women's rights

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Your social life.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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