What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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