Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Apple juice.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Daym im romantic

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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soccer

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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