- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's the deal with brown?

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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