- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Once upon a time

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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