- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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