knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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