- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

So I was walking down the road today

who's a slut... you're mom

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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