- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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