- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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