what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

HEY!

Knock Knock! Come in..

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Without geometry life would be pointless

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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