- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

the holocaust

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

A: Do you like it B: No

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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