- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Get on your knees Ho

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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