Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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