- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Im cute hehehee

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Bacon is delcious.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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