what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Potassium? K.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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im watching you..

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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