- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's white and gluey Glue

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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