- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

you and your family will die tonight

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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