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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Muslim athletes.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

david weres the slug gone

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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