A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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