- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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