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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

david weres the slug gone

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Muslim athletes.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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