- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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