- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

out of your comfort zone

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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