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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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