whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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