Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Derp

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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He--Hey guys

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Anti Joke

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