- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

roses are red, violets are violet.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your face

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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