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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

My penis is big... not.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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