what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Get off my porch.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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