a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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12 in general

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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