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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

im at school

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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