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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

H o m o comes out as homo

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

im gay

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Daym im romantic

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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