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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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