Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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ugh good riddance

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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