- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

lewis ya baggy fuck

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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