There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

roses are red violets should be purple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

The MLS

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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