Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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