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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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