Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

darude- sandstorm

racism...deal with it!

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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