Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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You

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A russian gives away vodka.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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