a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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