What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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snooki

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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