- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Im batman...suck it losers

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Justin Bieber's mother.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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