- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

black people

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

CAVE JOHNSON.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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