waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

This is a random Anti joke.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

your mother

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

womens rights

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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