What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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