Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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TOP KEK

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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