Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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