call of duty world at war

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Where is my tractor?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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boobs

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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