Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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So you there Red?

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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