Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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PATHETIC

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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