roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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You

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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