black people. that is all...

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Miley Cyrus.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Men's Rights

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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