A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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I'm hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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