What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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You copy and paster!

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sexual intercourse.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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i like cats

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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